He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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