Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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