Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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