It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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