OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
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this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just pee around me
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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