In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm at about main and main street
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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