I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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