that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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