I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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