kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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