i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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