Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
you had me at cake vodka
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed