she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.