WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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