Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I believe in your delicious