sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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