If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How external is "for external use only"?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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