How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
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