Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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