:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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