You just made me feel so damn special
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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