bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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