just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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