This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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