he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
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