Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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