He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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