Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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