hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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