So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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