There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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