Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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