let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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