Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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