If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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