And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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