So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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