Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
