They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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