Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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