nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just gift wrapped bread.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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