im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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