Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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