Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize