Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you had me at cake vodka
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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