he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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