can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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