We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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