I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think people are normalizing furries
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