It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Are my feet made of real feet?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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