i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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