Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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