I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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