Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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