I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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