At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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