if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You don't make any sense
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