if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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