You really coming over, don't trick.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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