So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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