Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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