Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I know her cup size but not her name....
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