He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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