shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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