i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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